Another dose of misspelled medicine, mostly from text I’ve edited for others. The typo, followed by my made-up definition.
See if you can guess the writers’ intended words!
Trantula – A cross-dressing arachnid.
Midevil – I shouldn’t count this one because tons of people misspell it. It makes me laugh thinking about something mid-way between “a little evil” and “really evil”.
Whore-mungering – I’m not sure what it means to mung a whore. But let’s keep this blog PG-rated.
sirhan wrap – What they used to keep RFK’s assassin fresh.
garganchuwan – The biggest menu item at my favorite Chinese restaurant.
culted relationships – Developing bonds with others, then brainwashing them into drinking poisoned Kool Aid.
sucksessful – Really good at sucking.
volunteary – Crying while helping others.
Intended words: tarantula, medieval, whore-mongering, Saran Wrap, gargantuan, cultured relationships, successful, and voluntary.
Good luck with your wtiring!
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© Michael Wallevand, February 2020