Don’t get mad at typos, laugh along with our made-up definitions!
See if you can guess the writers’ intended words!
anarchrist – A deity who fights for the violent overthrow of established governments.
illustratrated – I claim this one as my own. It’s a longer form of illustrating that involves having an illustration within an illustration (click to link to enjoy my embarrassment).
intarrowgate – A small village of Middle-Earth.
willowmaker – To turn one into a person of small stature for a fantasy movie.
batherobe – One could argue this is a garment for a bather. But that doesn’t make it a real word.
flappergasted – The act of being so surprised, one’s arms are waved up and down in rapid fashion.
Jessus – The name Mary and Joseph were going to use if they had a girl.
factuary – One who calculates insurance risks and provides true information.
flustery – When the wind gets agitated and gusts at high speeds.
alabastard – A pale, fatherless child.
Intended words: anarchist, illustrated, interrogate, widowmaker, bathrobe, flabbergasted, Jesus, factory(?), blustery, and alabaster.
Good luck with your wtiring!
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© Michael Wallevand, February 2020