The latest collection of typos for which I’ve invented humorous definitions.
We all make mistakes in our writing that cause us to shake our heads when we discover them later. Why not have some fun with them? Here are a few of mine, which must have been spawned by some level of intoxication on my part…
converstation – synonym for talk radio
reboob – When you take another look at, well, you know.
expenseive – colloquialism for pouring money down the drain
transformance – used to describe superb acting that takes the craft to another level
belibubble – the delicate membrane that separates the possible and the unbelievable
mispellebtion – describes hwo you type afder a few cocktalis
seasonaling – the magical tinkling of bells at Christmastime
strengthing – that, you know, whatever-it-is at the gym that you lift and it’s heavy
destainement – instead of taking you into custody, they just cover you with so much filth that you’re afraid to move
trainsformation – locomotives lined up on the parade grounds
??? – I’m as confused by “mispellebtion” as you are
Hoo boy, there were some doozies in there. I share this to remind you that no matter how much you write, tpyos will always plague you. Good luck with your writing!
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© Michael Wallevand, July 2021